I am sooo sick!!!

UUUUGGHHH I don't wish this on anyone....

Can I have a tissue please????

I think I'm gonna .....ahh ahhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh CHOOOOOOO

"Daddy, maybe it was something I ate...."

"Well Gage, what have you eaten lately??? Huh?"

"Well....ummm... I consumed some Knowledge earlier....."



"Um ...and then I walked a mile in Bailey's shoes......"

"But I haven't eaten anything I shouldn't have....I promise."

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE...............

In this corner........GAGE MARSHALL BERNARD...

(CROWD SCREAMS) ROAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!

AND IN THIS CORNER...........

A COFFEE TABLE............

AND THE WINNER IS.............(drumroll please)

THE COFFEE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!

GAGE'S FIRST FAT LIP...

STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK FOR GAGE VS. BOOKCASE.......

Goin out on the town!!!

Mommy...dad is crazy...

Mom??? Is this guy serious?

Mom...I like it when you get me ready to go out for the day...not dad.

He puts me in this crazy neon green...AND LOOK at my hair!!!

OK...yessss!!!..MOM to the rescue..can you please get me ready to go???

Jeeeez ..............I JUST CAN'T WIN......... :(

Cruising the coffee table & loving it!

Having fun with his new skill-STANDING.

We're starting him young...he'll be doing our taxes next year.