I am sooo sick!!!

UUUUGGHHH I don't wish this on anyone....

Can I have a tissue please????

I think I'm gonna .....ahh ahhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh CHOOOOOOO

"Daddy, maybe it was something I ate...."

"Well Gage, what have you eaten lately??? Huh?"

"Well....ummm... I consumed some Knowledge earlier....."



"Um ...and then I walked a mile in Bailey's shoes......"

"But I haven't eaten anything I shouldn't have....I promise."